National Lampoon's Free Agent Frenzy

Tomorrow is July 1st....Canada Day....Free Agent Frenzy day.  Now time to face some reality in a warped sort of way.

Now what if Ilya Kovalchuk does not go to LA like many expect.

What if the Flyers try to shoot the moon and sign Evgeni Nabokov?

What if Rod Brind'amour decides not to retire?  (Just kidding)

What if Boston actually snags Paul Martin?

What if Brian Burke actually stands pat?

What if Marty Turco had to latch on somewhere as a backup?

What if Dan Ellis signs in MTL and takes the starting goalie job?

What if Glen Sather actually decides to spend less?

What if Jason Spezza actually gets traded or Kaberle for that damn matter?

What if the Islanders actually spend money on a worthwhile acquisition and not just to make the salary cap floor?

What if Sheldon Souray actually gets out of Edmonton?  Who is the first person he calls?

Who will the KHL swoop in and try to take first?

Will Bobby Ryan get an offer sheet from Brian Burke?

How many UFA goalies will end up not in the NHL?

Lastly, which team's GM has the biggest bender for joy or for sadness?

These and so many other questions will hopefully be answered in the next week to ten days.  In the meantime, here is your moment of hockey zen.